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Which of the Following Does George W. Bush Need the Most?

DEAR DIARY: Thursday, September 13, 2007 (A day that once again reminds thinking Americans how, in just a few years, Republican philosophy and power has totally screwed us over as a nation):

After having listened to George Bush make statements which suggest he has no clue what is actually going on In Iraq, I am at a loss to deal with his idiocy by any effective means. Thus, I offer the following multiple choice question to alleviate my frustration and attempt to maintain my sanity.

Which of the following does George W. Bush need the most?

1. A milk enema.
2. A psychiatric examination.
3. A kick in the ass.
4. A one-way ticket to Baghdad with full desert gear.
5. An impeachment resolution.
6. All the above.

George, George, George of the Bungle…

In honor of President Bush’s recent revelation comparing the Iraq War with Vietnam, I present this lyrical effort to be sung to the tune of George of the Jungle!

George, George
George of the Bungle,
Dumb as he can be.
(Ahhhhhhhh)
Watch out for Iraqis.

George, George,
George of the Bungle,
Lives a life that’s free.
(Ahhhhhhhh)
Watch out for Iraqis.

When he gets in a fix,
he shows us a trick
with the help of his fiend,
a dick named Dick.
Then he’ll go vacate
at his ranch till its late
While Condi and Laura
Gravitate.

Well….George, George
George of the Bungle,
Friend to Turks, Sunnis.

Watch out for Iraqis.