DEAR DIARY: Thursday, September 13, 2007 (A day that once again reminds thinking Americans how, in just a few years, Republican philosophy and power has totally screwed us over as a nation):
After having listened to George Bush make statements which suggest he has no clue what is actually going on In Iraq, I am at a loss to deal with his idiocy by any effective means. Thus, I offer the following multiple choice question to alleviate my frustration and attempt to maintain my sanity.
Which of the following does George W. Bush need the most?
1. A milk enema.
2. A psychiatric examination.
3. A kick in the ass.
4. A one-way ticket to Baghdad with full desert gear.
5. An impeachment resolution.
6. All the above.
Number 1 seems like the obvious choice, so I’ll be different and pick number 4.